Club
Food Er not
now I haven't got the appetite...
You're
in a club, its getting way past time,
you've been dancing for around
4 hours straight and well surely you
could do with something to munch on while
you continue on into the early hours?
Not hungry at all - You're
whacked out of your head on drugs, MDMA
was first patented around 1912 by a German,
who began to market it as a dietary drug.
Amphetamines like speed have the same
effect, try going to Thailand and popping
into your local pharmacy and explaining
that you'd like to lose some weight,
that should do the trick (although many
places now refuse to sell diet pills
i.e. Speed.) Cocaine also suppresses
the appetite and amongst other things
was used as a health tonic.
Fairly hungry - You've had
a few beers and to be fair all your stomach
requires is lard, who cares where you
get it from, the dodgy Albanian outside
the club selling Dog burgers from his
stall seems the best bet especially as
they smell sooooooooooo good. Fool that's
the onions he's frying! Try a hot
dog, (Sheep's penis) with lots
of mustard, that should soak all the
alcohol up. For the best after club food
try a Chicken Sheesh Kebab, watch out
for any suspicious fur.
Ravenous - Stoned perhaps, well
it sounds like it, you've obviously
been chonging away on the doobies. THC
(delta-l-tetrahydrocannabinol) to be
exact is the active ingredient in the
drug one side effect is to give the user
a surprisingly large appetite for just
about anything you have to hand.
